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Homelab Journal // Network Security Engineer

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Meet Gilfoyle: I Hired a Sarcastic AI to Watch My Homelab 24/7

The Problem: Nobody’s Watching at 3 AM # My homelab runs 47 guests across 4 Proxmox nodes, with HA pairs for DNS and reverse proxy, a Wazuh XDR deployment, centralized logging in Graylog, and CI/CD automation through Semaphore. It’s a lot of infrastructure for one person to monitor. I had alerts. Grafana fires when RAM hits 75%. Wazuh flags suspicious file changes. n8n emails me when workflows fail. But alerts are reactive. They tell you something broke. They don’t tell you something is about to break.